Pulling Back
DEAR ISIS
Dear Isis,
We are writing on behalf of Senator Tom Cotton and 46 Republicans in the US Senate. They have your sense of humor and mental agility. Please adopt them and send them to one of your summer camps. You would do America a great favor by doing so.
Signed
Americans for the Constitution
FOR THE WINTER WEARY
Spring Scenes from the Fiscalini Ranch Preserve in Cambria and the town square in Paso Robles.
DEAR VLADIMIR PUTIN
Dear Vlad-
We are writing on behalf of Tom Cotton and 46 Republican Senators who we think you should adopt. They are people of action, just like you. They are unhappy in America and don't like our President. Please give them your strongest embrace and if for some reason they upset you, send them out on the streets near the Kremlin. They won't be missed by thinking people.
Signed
Americans for the Constitution
See you down the trail.
